James (carrying flashlight): "Look, Mom-meee! Fyash-yite!"
Tena: "Cool flashlight, dude. Where did you get it?"
James (pausing to think, then looking up): "Bears."
Tena: "Bears gave you a flashlight?"
James: "Yes. Bears. Fyash yite!"
Quick, someone call animal control. There are bears in my house and they give my son flashlights.
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Consider yourself lucky to have the "bears which bestow flashlights" in your home. This morning I found out we have a "baby-bunny head delivering dog". So much for Easter baskets this year!
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